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Rankmaniac 2012
This is the official blog of the Rankmaniac 2012 competition for the students of Caltech CS144. The goal of this project is to have our page rank as high as possible on a google or bing image search for "rankmaniac 2012". Wish us luck!
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Super Bowl Hype Gone.
Squirrels suck
Squirrels
Squirrel, squirrel, on the wall
Who's the cutest one of all?
Though my digits you may bite,
When I try to be polite.
Offer up my hand to shake,
Finger meat, you're quick to take.
Squirrel, you are quick to turn
My bliss into a throbbing burn.
Weathering these stinging pains,
Rabies coursing through my veins,
I look upon this oozing gash,
Thoughts so livid, hateful, rash.
Now I think of turning you
Into tasty squirrel stew.
You see the malice in my eye,
Stay no more - you're sure to die.
Scamper off, you quick take flight
Out of reach and out of sight.
Leave me nurse my bitter scar.
Sinister, you watch afar.
Squirrel, squirrel, on the wall
Who's the cruelest one of all?
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
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